thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(Source: katara)



faunagrey:

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.



ikimaru:

she fell asleep on the keyboard I can’t believ

ikimaru:

she fell asleep on the keyboard I can’t believ



pontmercied:

'i think hes bisexual '

'HES NOT GAY'

i didnt say he was gay you crusty fuck its called fucking bisexuality you goddamn trash hole



delusioninabox:

Daily #617! The only way up is one step at a time.



batttlestar-galactica:

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

image

I showed this to my brother and he didn’t even crack a fucking smile and I am now realizing just how much tumblr has warped my sense of humour



falloutfae:

tarntino:

"there’s going to be a remake of ghostbusters—"

nooooooooo

"—starring an all-woman cast"

YAAAAAASSSSSSS

this is real



  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"


jin-nyeh:

avalooshe:

Crying

ya dingus



jasjuliet:

magnificent-bbc-bastards:

This is the cutest thing OMG

HIS SHIRT READS, “I’M NOT SHORT, I’M JUST FUN-SIZED.”

jasjuliet:

magnificent-bbc-bastards:

This is the cutest thing OMG

HIS SHIRT READS, “I’M NOT SHORT, I’M JUST FUN-SIZED.”

(Source: ForGIFs.com)



awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently